Monday, May 19, 2008 ' 5/19/2008 06:12:00 PM
one of an email sent by raymond.
tt was a few weeks ago.
would like to share :
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item
that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must
understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must
love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single
men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
tt was a few weeks ago.
would like to share :
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item
that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must
understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must
love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single
men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
